Sunday, August 29, 2010

EVERGREEN HIT OLD SONG LINKS


1-http://www.radioreloaded.com/download.asp?tid=1791----aayegi  jaroor chithi mere naam 2-http://www.radioreloaded.com/download.asp?tid=2052—dekh sakta hun me kutch bhi hote
3-http://www.radioreloaded.com/download.asp?tid=1554—yashoda ka nandlala jag ka dulara
4-http://www.mastemag.com/songs/old-songs/old-indian---chalat musafir moh liya 5-http://www.radioreloaded.com/download.asp?tid=3369—chalte chalet yunhi koi mil gaya.
6-http://link.songs.pk/song.php?songid=4596---tum ko dekha to ye khayal aya.
7-http://www.bollyextreme.com/dl-link.php?sid=23401&--sathi tera pyar pooja 8-http://www.radioreloaded.com/download.asp?tid=1834—jai jai shiv Shankar.
9-http://www.bollyextreme.com/dl-link.php?sid=21993&--duniya ne mera sab kutch 10-http://link.songs.pk/song.php?songid=3928---likh k tera naam zamen par
11-http://link.songs.pk/artists.php?songid=264—mere naina sawan bhadon

Thursday, July 15, 2010

ENTERTAINMENT

SHER-O-SHAYERI
1-Umar-E-daraaz maang kar laye the chaar din do aarzo me kat gaye do intzaar me.
2- Is dour me jis se bhi ki umeed-E-wafa humne a kar usi ke hanth ka pathar laga mujhe.
3-Har mod par mil jate he mujhko mere humdard shayad meri basti me adaakar bahut he.
4- Mujhe gum nahi he iska ki badal gaya zamana meri zindgi he tumse kahin tum badal na jana.
5- Khud hi ko kar buland itna ki har taqdeer se pehle khuda khud bande se punche bata teri raza kya he.
6- Har kisiko zindgi apni bana nahi sakta, majburiya bhi tujhe bata nahi sakta, tu chod kar chal diya to tera kusur kya, har saksh mera sath nibha bhi nahi sakta.
7- Geele kagaz si he zindgi apni koi jalata bhi nahi bahata bhi nahi aur is kadar akele he rahe zindgi me koi satata bhi nahi manata bhi nahi.
8- Yadon ka lamha zab dil se takrata he ankhon ka paimana bhi chalak jata he koi bina kiye hi ehsan jatata he koi khomos rehkar rishton ko nibhata he.
9- Ye teri aankhon ki tauheen nahi to aur kya he ki dekh tera deewana sharaab pee raha he.
10- Koi naraz he ki hum kutch kehte nahi kahen kaise ki lafz hi milte nahi dard ki koi zuban hoti to keh dete kaise dikhaye wo zakm jo he magar  dikhte nahi.
11- Na jane kya keh gaya dubne wala samandar se, ki aaj bhi lehre sahil pe sar patakti he. 
12-Yadon k lamhe jab dil se takrate he Rishton k paimane ankhon se chalak jate he,  wo yaad karke hume ehsan jatate he Hum to khamosi se bus rishte nibahte he.
13- Dua he tere bin koi subah koi sham na ho Zikr ho teri bewafai ka to alfaz na ho,  Teri azmat mehfuz rahe ta kayamat Mere tute due dil k saaz ki kabhi awaaz na ho.
JOKES
1-RAJU--YAAR GUDDU PAED SE ULTE KYUN LATKE HUE HO
GUDDU--ARE YAAR SIR DARD KI GOLI KHAI HE DARTA HUN KAHIN PAET ME NA CHALI JAYE
2-GUDDU'S MOM --BETA GHAR ME GUEST AYE HE CHINTU KO APNE ROOM ME HI SULA LO USKE MOM DAD HAMARE ROOM ME ADJUST HO JAYENGE
GUDDU--MOM ME CHAT PE HI SO JAONGA CHINTU KO HI ROOM DE DO
NEXT MORNING CUTE GIRL --GUDDU COFFIE PEOGE
GUDDU --YA THANX TUM KON KYA NAAM HE
LADKI BOLI ME CHINTU AUR APKA NAAM
GUDDU--ME SALA GADHA
3-TEACHER ANIMALS KE FEET (PAIR) DIKHA KE ANIMAL PEHCHAN NE KO SIKHA RAHI THI SABNE SAHI ANSWER DIYA AB GUDDU SE TIGER KA PAIR KA PIC DIKHA KE PUCHA YE KI JANWAR KA FEET HE GUDDU CHUP THE TEACHER NE GUSSE ME KAHA WHATS UR NAME FULISH
GUDDU NE APNE PAIR TABLE PE RAKH DIYE AUR BOLA AB MADAM AAP BATAIYE YE KISKE PAIR HE
4-ONE PREGNANT LADY SE USKA CHOTA SA BOLA---MUMMI APKA PAET BADA KYUN HE
LADY--BETA ESME EK NANHA SA CUTE SUNDER BAHUT BABHUT PYARA SA BABY HE
BOY--MUMMI ITNA HI PYARA THA WO TO AAP USE KHA KYUN GAI.
5-SIPAHI--SAAB SAAB KAL RAAT JAIL ME QAIDIYON NE RAAM LILA MANAI THI
JAILOR--HAAN TO ISME TUM KYUN PARESHAN HO ACHI BAAT HE
SIPAHI--ARE SAAB JO QUADI HANUMAN BANA THA ABHI TAK SANJIVINI LEKE NAHI LAUTA.
6-TEACHER- GUDDU PADTE NAHI HO BURI BAAT HE MUJHE DEKHO TUMHARI UMAR ME SABSE HOSIYAR THA PADNE ME
GUDDU--HAAN TO USME KYA AAP KO KOI ACHA TEACHER PADATA HOGA.

7-TEACHER--GUDDU BATAO MERE GHAR ME 5 LOG HE GHAR ME DO DARWAZE HE DO WINDOW HE TO MERI UMAR KYA HOGI
GUDDU--40 YEARS
TEACHER--KAISE PATA KIYA BETA
GUDDU--MERE BADE BHAI KI UMAR 20 YEAR HE AUR WO ADHA PAGAL HE.
BRAIN TEASERS
1. Two lizards are crawling on the wall one said i am getting bore yaar think for some entertainment , another said ok i am singing a nice song for you but as soon as song finished another lizard fallen down ---TELL WHY
2. Raju lives at 15th floor but he use lift only till 13th floor rest he walks by stairs till his flat while gets down by lift only till ground floor so why he unable to go upto 15th floor by lift ---TELL WHY
3. If raju's age is 15 years then find his fathers's age ---TELL TELL
4. Find the name of Raju's mom's husband son--- TELL TELL
5. Ali got top secret letter police after ali to get that leter ali in hurry hide it between page 132 &page 133 of book autobiography of mahatma gandhi, later police searched that book but didnt find that letter tell why---TELL TELL
6. Three friends A,B&C taken meal in a hotel bill was Rs.75 they given to waiter but manager returned Rs.5 as discount so waiter returned Rs.1 to each friend and kept Rs.2 as tip. So cost of meal to each friend was 75/3=25-1(discount)=Rs.24 so if we sum up total cost of meal after discount its 24+24+24=Rs.72 add the tip of waiter it becomes Rs.74 then find where is Rs1.--TELL TELL